Some of you may remember that this family has suffered for a long period of inaction Aldonsa. The
Aldonsa was the one who regulate our daily rhythms, the only one in the world able to make humanly tolerable chaos encrusted mussel as a study of Homo, the only holy woman with the power to tame the giant balls of dust that constantly generates this family to the pace and amount equivalent to the production of Bombay in the year.
short, Aldonsa time ago, thought it well to give up. Accomplice
a break due to last move, and its subsequent vacanzetta bimonthly in Ecuadorian land, the Aldonsa, our only salvation, solid point of reference for our daily life, the sun of our dark days, he left.
Without ever being alive.
Removed.
leg.
Ready Aldonsa you come back? "
"Yes, Lord, soi tornado. Eper en este soi yo momiento ogupada completely."
Click.
Frost.
Ice. Desolation
to historical highs.
With these words began the beginning of the end.
the abyss.
The apocalypse.
From that moment on, the imposing mountains of clothes so as to fade the K2 began to settle in the bedroom;
shapeless pile of magazines, which to compare the twin towers paceallanimaloro seemed cubes, rose up in our stay;
the fabulous world of Quark appeared spontaneously born and second nature in the crowded refrigerator where, forget, tell lies on food.
This slowly became routine.
normal. Chaos
overt.
Digest.
Accepted. As long as a bombastic
"This house stinks!" thundered from his mouth not mine, not
eppidog
and lacks heartthrob.
No.
thundered from the first cause of this delusion.
thundered from the holy mouth of Homo.
The next day he opened his eyes and realized, like alcoholics anonymous meetings, I need help because alone we would not ever come out, we decided to take action.
Thus in our family, made his AUGUSTA APPEARANCE HERNANDO (called Hernandito).
Age: about fifty
Nationality: South American general - information to find -
Gender: Male (beh! almost ...)
Appearance: well-kept
Manicure: impeccable.
I say only that the above three Hernando in 3 hours, after being blanched and al'urlo of umamamiachedesastro! ( you. him well), has finally turned the house making it livable again without the need for hepatitis B and typhus.
In addition, He also had time to do appraisals on my wardrobe (positive of course), to take, signed a nice coffee on the terrace gossiping about whatever, and especially note my new sandals with strafavolosi taccazzo 10 pococimancava me that they borrow .
GUYS! I GIA 'LO AMO!
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