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Like two million aliens to the Italian consulate in Brussels (Act I) which then

Al Italian consulate in Brussels there is a large tricolor flag on display outside and a big gate that serves as the entrance for people but also for machines that are directed to parking. Then the door is always open. There is a staircase of ten steps and the door of the public service . The outer door is , the line becomes out , on the stairs, just past the gate to 'open . We do not enter because the doors are closed, we need a controlled opening. We do not enter because the door is outside, like when you buy a waffle iron or ice cream on the streets of Brussels.
the Italian consulate in Brussels when it's cold, when there is snow outside, you queue at the counter, means out of the stairs, along with the penguins. But at least it's covered, it does not rain. And there is the street noise, cars, traffic, because the door is always open and looks out.
the Italian consulate in Brussels does not have solved the problem of road noise creating a closed door in a hallway , accepting Italians abroad in search of information and services, but installing a microphone at full volume at the counter, so as to overwhelm noises from the street nearby.
the Italian consulate in Brussels not no privacy, because the microphone from the speakers all in a row can listen to the questions of the person on duty at the counter. Then the clerk tells you " What! Have not you heard, I just told the gentleman that was here before "and you realize that you can not distract in line at the Italian Consulate in Brussels, you must really listen to the facts of the other over the counter. This is the era of social networking, after all.
the Italian consulate in Brussels, while I was in a row to my right I saw a poster for the next show of Beppe Grillo in Brussels. But there is something that escapes me: the mica Brambilla knows that the building of the Italian consulate in Brussels shows that advertise disgraced Italy abroad? No, because it may take a shot at know how certain things.
the Italian consulate in Brussels, there must be a door (a door) space-time entry, definitely ( attention: the following joke nasty and avoidable lament), not because suddenly I felt in Italy.